Things I have heard in the last 24 hours

"Wow, you're really good at that. Maybe you should do it." My son as I am trying to teach him how to make a marinade.

Me, "What is this?" Jonah, "a trap door." After I was trying to figure out what was drawn in sidewalk chalk on my front porch. Nice.

"you're a golden-butterfly-poop-crack weenie" Out of the lips of my 3 year old to her brother. Seriously where?

"When I become president..." My 7 year old daughter.